Gedankeninventur

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awesomephilia:

I think your cat is broken…. Did you save the receipt for a refund?

awesomephilia:

I think your cat is broken…. Did you save the receipt for a refund?

(via brightlightofstupidity)

ghosteh13:

voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah wait 

you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”

that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time

Oh my god

(via nerdfightingandbooks)

naturalcomedian:

daydreaming-last-hope:

heartsofthebroken:

paperangelsandplastichearts:


I CAN’T I’M DONE I JUST CAN’T

NIGHTBLOGGING AT ITS FUCKING GREATEST.

I AM 300% DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE

I JUST LOGGED ON AND I’M ALREADY DONE

This had me laughing to tears.

(Quelle: cas-i-shermight-be-inthe-tardis, via nerdfightingandbooks)

(via floatoff)

(Quelle: who-wants-tea)

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

(via nerdfightingandbooks)

sakimichan:

lil Red head

sakimichan:

lil Red head

me: eats a snack while making a snack

(Quelle: poyzn, via brightlightofstupidity)

nikolawashere:

When you stretch and your inner porn star moan comes out by accident

(via nerdfightingandbooks)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

kardigone:
Oh god, not French.
ANYTHING BUT THE FRENCH.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

kardigone:

Oh god, not French.

ANYTHING BUT THE FRENCH.

(Quelle: thedoctorloves221b, via essouflee)